I'm Awesome. And Republican.

I was twittering tonight and came to an astonishing realization. Republicans are so not cool. I'm not sure why, but it might have something to do with the loud-mouthed, small-minded, homophobic few that dominate the public's view of Republicans. 'Cause moderates who agree with the economic and other sensible, non-discriminatory policies of the GOP stay at home and shut up. They don't have radio shows or television spectacles. All the cool kids are Democrats.

Well, guess what, bitches. There's a new girl in town and she's gonna rock your socks Republican style.